Microwave breakfast

 Hello,

As the end of the semester comes nearer and we face finals week, my time has become more and more limited. I no longer have the luxury of spending 10 minutes cooking some eggs every morning, and since my revelation that eggs are the source of all of my problems, I have switched to an alternate, quicker breakfast source. Instead of having fresh foods for breakfast, I have discovered that it is so much easier to purchase frozen foods and just microwave them! Instead of having fresh eggs, I have a frozen pre-made breakfast sandwich! Some may say that these are unhealthy and not nutritious, and those people are probably right, but I don't care because I value time over all else, and with a staggering zero final exams, my time is especially limited


Thank you for reading.

NO MORE

Hello everyone,

The expectations of keeping up with this blog have crushed me. I can no longer enjoy eggs without the horrid reminder of the stress brought upon me by this blog. The hateful comments and hurtful rhetoric that has been spread by many of you have impacted me deeply. Instead of having eggs for breakfast, I have enjoyed a medley of fruit, cereal, yogurt, and pancakes occasionally. My life has been on the upturn, having removed this virus from my life. After reducing my intake of eggs, my skin is clearer, my head is more clear, and all of my problems are gone. Others around me have also noticed a positive change in my life. People ask me if I recently got a haircut, if I have been lifting weights, and various other compliments. 

If you eat eggs, stop. They are certainly the sole source of all of your problems.