Microwave breakfast

 Hello,

As the end of the semester comes nearer and we face finals week, my time has become more and more limited. I no longer have the luxury of spending 10 minutes cooking some eggs every morning, and since my revelation that eggs are the source of all of my problems, I have switched to an alternate, quicker breakfast source. Instead of having fresh foods for breakfast, I have discovered that it is so much easier to purchase frozen foods and just microwave them! Instead of having fresh eggs, I have a frozen pre-made breakfast sandwich! Some may say that these are unhealthy and not nutritious, and those people are probably right, but I don't care because I value time over all else, and with a staggering zero final exams, my time is especially limited


Thank you for reading.

NO MORE

Hello everyone,

The expectations of keeping up with this blog have crushed me. I can no longer enjoy eggs without the horrid reminder of the stress brought upon me by this blog. The hateful comments and hurtful rhetoric that has been spread by many of you have impacted me deeply. Instead of having eggs for breakfast, I have enjoyed a medley of fruit, cereal, yogurt, and pancakes occasionally. My life has been on the upturn, having removed this virus from my life. After reducing my intake of eggs, my skin is clearer, my head is more clear, and all of my problems are gone. Others around me have also noticed a positive change in my life. People ask me if I recently got a haircut, if I have been lifting weights, and various other compliments. 

If you eat eggs, stop. They are certainly the sole source of all of your problems. 

Egg #3

Hello everybody,

I recently made over easy fried egg sandwich.

The process to make over easy/medium/hard eggs is very similar to sunny-side up, with one key difference. Similarly, you butter or oil the pan and crack the egg in. When making sunny-side up eggs, you must put a lid over the pan, so the steam can cook the top of the egg. However, when making over easy/medium/hard eggs, this is not necessary. Instead of using a lid, simply flip the eggs over in the pan with a spatula or other flipping device after the bottom is cooked through. Then depending on if you want a liquid or solid yolk, adjust time accordingly. I rate this 10/10.. it's basically the same as sunny side up.

WARNING: 

Over easy eggs are extremely misleading on the outside. They look completely solid and cooked through, but the yolk is still runny, so you must BE CAREFUL when eating them. I failed to exercise caution and as a result, the egg yolk BUSTED ALL OVER MY HAND.

Please do NOT leave suggestions on how to cook eggs -- I know what I'm doing.

Egg #2

 Hello.

This morning I made scrambled eggs.

To make scrambled eggs, first heat the pan to medium heat. Whilst the pan is heating up, prepare your eggs. Crack the eggs into a preparation bowl. I like to add a splash of milk, some cheese, and whatever seasonings. Today I used salt, pepper, and red chili flakes. You must then add butter to the pan, not nonstick spray, as butter contributes positively towards the taste. When the butter has completely melted and spread out in the pan, pour the eggs in. Simply stir the eggs slowly, but constantly until they are completely solid. 

I rate these eggs 9/10.

Please do NOT leave suggestions on how to cook eggs -- I know what I'm doing.

Egg #1

Hello everybody, 

This morning I made sunny side up eggs and they turned out good enough. 

To cook sunny side up eggs, heat up the pan, butter or oil it, crack the eggs in, and put a lid over it. The idea is the steam from the cooking process cooks the top of the egg whites before it cooks the egg yolk. You are left with liquid yolk and solid egg. Because I am impatient, after cracking the eggs in, I poured some water into the pan to facilitate the steam production, speeding up the cooking process. 

You may be curious why there is a white film over the cooked egg yolk. I don't know, but it tastes the same. The eggs tasted very good. I rate them 10/10 -- this is probably my favorite way to cook eggs.

Please do NOT leave suggestions on how to cook eggs -- I know what I'm doing.

Here are some more images of my breakfast journey this morning

Me before eating the eggs

The eggs have been eaten.

Me after eating the eggs

Egg #0

 Hello.

My name is Ethan and I have eaten eggs before and I plan to continue eating eggs. There are 8 popular ways to cook eggs; over the next 8 weeks, I will cook eggs in these ways. See the infographic below. 

Please do NOT leave tips on how to cook eggs. I know what I am doing.

Goodbye.